ALgorithm 2 Propose a Gal

How far you need to stand from a girl while proposing?
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SLAPPING_DISTANCE + 1

similarity

What's the similarity between java and Ayodhya temple???
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They both are CASE SENSITIVE ;)

Facebook-- Dirty Mind

if u keep updating all dirty statuses on ur fb accnt wot will fb do?
instead of askin wots on ur mind, it'll will ask u wots on ur "DIRTY" mind

Editor n debugger

Whats the difference between an editor and a debugger?

An editor knows whats necessary and whats not!

How 2 know if a guy is in love?

while watching a romantic song if the guy fantasies him and his girl in the song then he is in love, if he fantasies him and the heroin then it means that he has other plans.

Octopus Paul

what's the similarity between Octopus Paul, Maradona and messi ??

When it comes to football they'll use all their limbs ;) (Hand of God)

Math

Maths is actually easy but all the hype created around it makes it MATHEMATICS

Life.... a joke

Life is a joke... the problem is you don't know whose playing it . . .
God or the Devil

Tamil

When will your enemies fly???

When your the hero in a TAMIL FILM

Algorithm Thought (ADA)

Life was simple when trees, forests, branches referred to greenery.

Micro-Controller joke

Why can't the MicroController do its job properly??

Because it's always Interrupted!!

Dreams

Heights of Programming and Love !!
A computer programmer get's a dream of a girl with whom he's not in love with and immediately below her ERROR is displayed.

Th:

She said she cries in the rain so no one can see her, so I tried and became her rain, but just like the rain i too wound up in the drain.